MODELING SESSION!!!!!!

I WON! SCARY, INSANE! I LEARNED ABOUT ALL THE GROSS THINGS!ONE DAY I HAD HAD ENOUGH! CALLED IT QUITS! I AM SO GLAD I CALLED IT QUITS! I WOULD'NT CHANGE A THING ABOUT BEING A CELEBRITY.YUM.

GROSS.

I LOST A VERY BIG MODELING SESSION,I WANTED TO CALL IT QUITS! THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW..I CALLED IT QUITS! LOOK!

on the cover of ww...again!

ONE OF THE PICS FROM THE "RED DAYS" MAKE-UP AD...THIS MAKE-UP STAINED MY FACE SO BAD! IT ACTUALLY SEALED MY EYES SHUT! JUST LOOKING AT THE PHOTO BRINGS BACK THE THE HORRIBLE MEMORIES OF THAT BURNIG AND ITCHING THAT PERSISTED LONG AFTER THE MAKE-UP HAD BEEN WASHED OFF. I SUED...THEY SETTLED WITH ME PRIVATELY, AND SOLD IT OVERSEAS! I HEARD 3 GERMAN GIRLS GOT STAINED REALLY BAD, PERMANETLY STAINED! I WAS A LOT LUCKIER THAN THAT, IT CAME OFF AFTER 48 STRAIGHT HOURS OF SCRUBBING MY FACE WITH AN S.O.S. PAD. I AM TOLD THEY STILL SHOW THE COMMERCIAL, I MADE FOR THIS COMPANY, IN MAYLASIA AND KUALA LAMPUR, WHERE MAKE-UP LAWS ARE NOT ENFORCED. WHEN I PERFORM CONCERTS THERE THE MEDIA REFERS TO ME AS "REDENITISPIGANDTOASTITS" I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS, POTTY TOLD ME THAT SHE HEARD IT MEANS "RED BEAUTY" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT....THEY LOVE THE FACT THAT IT STAINS YOUR FACE...OH WELL, DIFFERENT STROKES FOR WEIRD LITTLE FOLKS...

THE PEOPLE WHO HIRED ME FOR THIS SESSION MADE ME KEEP MY LEG UP,LIKE THE WAY IT IS IN THE PHOTO, FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS! THEY JUST LEFT ME THERE!I NEED TO TELL YOUNG GIRLS, WHO ASPIRE TO BE MODELS,OR ACTRESSES,THIS STORY. I THINK IT MAKES THEM THINK!I HEARD THAT THE PHOTOGRAPHER DID NOT LIKE PEOPLE WHO USED WHEELCHAIRS! I WAS USING ONE THAT WEEK BECAUSE MY LEGS WERE ACTING UP AGAIN. THE SESSION WAS FOR A COMPANY THAT MANUFACTURED WHEELCHAIRS!...I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM AGAIN...I AM TOLD HE LIVES IN BHOPAL,INDIA AND SELLS DIRT CLOGS TO THE TOURISTS. SERVES HIM RIGHT. WHEN I FINALLY GOT HOME I ATE THIS BIG PIECE OF CHEESE! CLICK PIC TO SEE..

SHAYE ST. JOHN BACK ON TOP!

I WAS APPROACHED BY THE TASTY-WAISTY COMPANY. THE COMPANY THAT MAKES THOSE DIET CHEWS.THEY WERE TRYING TO GET ME TO BECOME THETASTY-WAISTY SPOKESPERSON! THEY OFFERED ME MORE MONEY THAN I HAVE EVER RECIEVED FOR AN AD! I COULD NOT SAY NO...I ALSO GOT A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF TASTY-WAISTY ! SO ALL OF US AT THE FUNBUBBLE ARE GOING ON A D AS SOON AS THEY SEND ME A BOX OF THOSE CHEWS. THE ADS WILL NOT RUN IN AMERICA, EUROPE, SOUTH AMERICA, OR GUAM. IT WILL MAINLY BE PLAYED IN PEEKEESTAN! I WILL POST THE TASTY-WAISTY ADS AS SOON AS I CAN. I THINK THEY CAME OUT REAL GOOD. IF I DON'T COME DOWN WITH SSB I WILL BE HAPPY!

MEET SHAYE

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